Let's Talk About Sequels

I can't help but laugh when I hear people rip on sequels. "Doesn't Hollywood have anything original anymore?" That's the most commonly heard complaint I come across; the loathing of sequels as well as remakes.

But the question is a ridiculous. Hollywood has never made anything original. Since feature films have existed you've had people plundering through every medium to find material to put on the screen. Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror was a thinly veiled (and illegal) adaptation of the novel Dracula. It was very much it's own thing and I don't really regard it as a Dracula film because the alterations and the implementing of new ideas are far more plentiful than the similarities. And it's regarded as one of the finest examples of early cinema.

To further cement my point, I'd like you to look at the first 30 movies on imdb's top 250 films. The link is here: http://www.imdb.com/chart/top

Go ahead. I'll wait.

Notice anything unusual? Almost all of them are adaptations or sequels. The ones that aren't are derivatives of other films.  Not only that, but they are primarily films that are widely enjoyed and have had good reactions from audiences. So sequels aren't as bad as the trolls online would like to believe.

Another myth I would like to put to bed is that financially successful and well-received sequels were unheard of until the last 10 years. WRONG!

I'll list off a few sequels that surpassed their predecessors.

Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (couldn't find the figures, but it was the most profitable movie that Hammer Films had ever released)

Moonraker- $210,300,000 (tenth sequel in the James Bond series)

Sudden Impact- $67,642,693 (fourth film and most successful in the Dirty Harry series)

Rambo: First Blood part II- $300,400,432

Aliens-  $131,060,248 (second film in Alien series)

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home- $133 million (most successful of the original 6 films)

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master- $49,369,899

Terminator 2: Judgment Day- $519,843,345

None of these movies are particularly low-budget, particularly in relation to their preceding films. These made big bucks. The fact that they're "genre pictures" is irrelevant. Typically, those films are smaller in budget as each sequel is produced. If anything, that makes an argument for their high grosses. There are plenty of other movies I can add on here, but I think this says enough.

Consider how far back we're talking here. Dracula Has Risen From the Grave was released in 1968, more than several decades ago. And let's not forget that every James Bond sequel has surpassed the first installment, Dr. No, at the box office. That's starting from 1963 to the present. It's an absurd claim that surpassing lucrative sequels are, by any stretch of the imagination, a new phenomenon. These are expensive movies that made back their budgets and beyond. And most of them are cemented into the public consciousness.

Hey, as long as it's a good sequel, I say keep them coming and let them all be huge money-rakers. After all, there's been a set precedent in the industry to look to.

- L. Travis Hoffman

Why Gamers Need to Chill Out

It drives me crazy. I feel like no one can just like a game for the sake of liking it. Nowadays you have to justify your enjoyment of a video game just so you won't get trolled on the gaming forums. Why does it need to have cutting-edge graphics? Why does the story have to be complex and engaging? Why is a multi-player feature a requirement for a game to be "good"?

When I was a kid, my love for video games was at an all-time high. If someone had a system at their house, I would be playing it. I constantly nagged about getting our NES hooked up just so I could play Super Mario Bros. or Legend of Zelda. My friend Nick had a treasure trove of games that we would play through repeatedly and cycle through them over the months.

And we loved them all.

We didn't need to understand all the mechanics and rules. We loved it because we were having fun. Isn't that the point of video games in the first place? To escape the world around you and to challenge your brain and hand-eye coordination instead of wasting your time playing sports with your neighbor across the street? I've come across people who vehemently despise a game for XY and Z reasons. Is your anger really worth directing toward a piece of plastic?

Sometimes I'll like a game just because it lets me play a favorite character. Batman and Friday the 13th for the NES aren't on any top 10 lists, but it didn't matter to me. I got to be Batman and see Jason throw axes at me.  People dumped on Tomorrow Never Dies for PSX because it wasn't Sony's GoldenEye. I still have a blast playing it. I got to be James Bond. That was enough.

When you're little you don't give any thought to the technical points of video games. Let's say the controls aren't particularly tight for an example. You'd just accept it for what is. It was like it was a part of the game, just like the number of lives you had or what abilities you were given. Looking back at Ghostbusters for the NES, it's absolute bullshit that you have to press B or A (can't remember which) repeatedly to move up 22 FLOORS of stairs while avoiding ghosts that attack. If you had bought the ghost protection suit, you could take nine hits before losing. If not, you had three hits until you die. Either way, you were up shit creek.

Here's a video of the game:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9c-0H4P2-E

Keep in mind that this guy is using a rapid-fire feature on his controller to move that fast. But my point is that my friends and I accepted it as part of the game. It was wall-punching hard, but our brains just told us to grow some balls and tough it out. And when you finally did beat the game it was that much more satisfying.

I won't say that there are games that I liked as a kid that I don't enjoy anymore. Friday the 13th is a terrible game. Ghostbusters was a much better game on the Master System. Batman for NES still kicks ass. But I'm not jaded. That's what separates me from the raging zealots that plague the internet. If I like a game, then I like it. I won't explain myself because the answer is self-explanatory.

I have fun.

The Future of Star Wars

Okay, so everyone knows by now about George Lucas selling his company to Disney and that the studio is working on a new Star Wars trilogy. Initially, I was horrified at the prospect of Walt Disney Pictures having my favorite series of films in their hands. For that brief moment of time, all I could see was the desecration of everything I loved about the franchise.

But then I snapped out of it.

Disney has been doing a *stang of a job with the Marvel properties, which was a purchase that I had also been apprehensive about at first. Fortunately, I've been proven wrong time and again. The studio's collaboration with Pixar has also proven to be fruitful as shown in their quality of cinematic output.

Much of the news being released has led this nerd to much hope and excitment. The possibility of the original trilogy's gang of heroes returning for another adventure is one. The hiring of series alum Lawrence Kasdan and Toy Story 3 writer Michael Arndt is another one.

"So what's the problem, Hoffman?" you ask.

No problems. More... speculations. That is, with respect to what this new direction will mean for the franchise. Possibilities.

I've narrowed it down to a small few that I feel are most important to me and that I think people would probably click with.

Possibility No. 1... The Original Trilogy un-altered and remastered

This was one of the first that popped into my head upon first hearing the news of Lucasfilm's purchase. George Lucas has been notoriously stiff-necked about bringing the first theatrical releases of the Original Trilogy to each successive video medium. It was only through the persistent outcry of fans that he finally relented and put them as a special feature on a DVD re-release. Even then it just came off as a half-hearted gesture, being mere transfers from LaserDiscs.

Certainly from an artistic standpoint I can understand why Lucas would prefer that his current touch-up be the "definitive" version of his magnum opus. He gets a lot of crap for this, but the practice is hardly a new one. Authors have been doing it long before Lucas ever had the technology available to him. "Second Edition" is merely the literary term for "Special Edition".

But Star Wars is an important part of cinematic history and pop culture. As such, it's evolution through the decades should be preserved for posterity's sake so that a deeper appreciation can be made for Lucas' vision for his stories.

With George Lucas no longer in control of such things (as far as we know, anyway), the probability of a proper, re-mastered release of the original theatrical versions of the trilogy has become a realistic expectation. If Disney is smart (and they are), they'll do just this. I'd buy it just so I can see a version of the cantina scene where Greedo doesn't shoot and miss Han Solo. Being able to see the "Yub Nub" ending of Return of the Jedi would be nice, too.

Possibility No. 2... The fate of the Expanded Universe

If there is one thing that has kept Star Wars in the public consciousness through the decades, it's the Expanded Universe (which from here on will be referred to in its abbreviated form, "EU"); new and original stories that take place before, during, and after the two trilogies.

Books and comics have played an integral part of the franchise from the very beginning. After a brief dry spell at the end of the 80s, Timothy Zahn's Thrawn Trilogy and Dark Horse Comics' Dark Empire brought down an avalanche of new material in the 1990s for us to all gobble down and enjoy.

Since then, we've been treated with two animated series depicting the Clone Wars and  the promise of an ever-in-progress live-action show taking place between Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope. We've been given a treasure trove in the last 30+ years and I'm sure that Disney will carry on this tradition and bring many more great stories. I do have some level of reservation, however.

I'm referring to the "C" word. The thing that can divide or unite a devoted fan base and always sparks discussion.

That word is named canon.

Continuity is something that is always, without fail, brought up within fan circles. "This story couldn't have happened," or "Shadows of the Empire explains the details between Episodes V and VI." Or you have the so-called "purists" (this is where I roll my eyes) who say that only the films are relevant.

It doesn't help that Lucas himself is inconsistent with his own views. He'll be saying that they don't fit in with his vision while also making use of characters and ideas from the EU as well as participating in their development in some capacity. If they don't matter, why would you waste your time approving or shooting down their ideas? Fortunately, Lucasfilm is much better at organizing everything together, even to the point of having a designated expert who's job is to smooth over any wrinkles in continuity and make the Star Wars universe a cohesive one.

At this point, however, the argument is a moot one. The films and EU have become so indelibly linked to one another that it's impossible to not accept their validity on at least some level, however small. But Disney might beg to differ with me on this one. The possibility of disregarding 30 years of established continuity is a potential headache I hope never to endure. And even if they decide to keep it within the canon, will their own products have the same level of cohesion that existed with the previous owner? Will they retain a keeper of continuity?

They say change can be a very scary thing and they're absolutely right. I love the EU. It's given Star Wars a much richer and elaborate universe to delve into and explore. Fans would hate to see it brushed aside in favor of something else. Here's hoping that Disney will take this into account.

Possibility No. 3... "Kid-ifying" the franchise

Let me be perfectly clear before I continue this section. Star Wars is meant for children. It isn't Alien or The Terminator. That doesn't mean it can't or isn't meant to appeal to older people as well, but it's important to realize who the target demographic is when you walk in. Having whimsical and cutesy things is totally appropriate for a series that is, for all intents and purposes, a fairy tale. Ewoks and Jar Jar Binks aren't bad. They fit perfectly in place. Get over it.

What I fear from Disney is that might take the whimsy and cuteness and go way overboard with it. I don't want a Donald Duck-themed Han Solo or a Big-Bad Pete version of Darth Vader. Let Star Wars alone. It doesn't need to have any outside properties bleed into it, with the possible exception of an Infinities comic book crossover with some of the Marvel characters.

And please, in the name of the Force, don't add any musical numbers to the new films. It didn't work for the Holiday Special and it's not gonna work here.

Possibility No. 4 Release the Unreleased

Speaking of the Holiday Special, we could maybe get a proper release of that as well as the full shows of the Ewoks and Droids cartoons. The latter two shows had a handful of episodes released on DVD, but we'd like to see everything. And the Holiday Special, while absolutely atrocious, should still be allowed for legal viewing other than the one TV airing it had in 1978. Everyone needs to know that Bea Arthur played a bartender in Mos Eisley. It's a moral imperative, people.

   I guess that's all I have to say. I'm beyond elated that I can experience Star Wars on the big screen and dress up at first showing and getting awkward stares. It's not anything out of the ordinary; and I get the bonus of being Luke Skywalker while it happens!

-L. Travis Hoffman

*For those who aren't in the know, "stang" is an expletive in the Star Wars universe.